A Mafia Godfather finds
out that his bookkeeper, Enzo, has cheated him
> out of
10 million bucks. His bookkeeper is deaf. That was the reason he
> got
the job in the first place. It was assumed that Enzo would hear
>
nothing that he might have to testify about in court.
>
>
> When
the Godfather goes to confront Enzo about his missing $10 million,
> he
takes along his lawyer who knows sign language.
>
> The
Godfather tells the lawyer, "Ask him where the 10 million bucks is
> that
he embezzled from me."
>
> The
lawyer, using sign language, asks Enzo where the money is.
>
> Enzo
signs back, "I don't know what you are talking about."
>
> The
lawyer tells the Godfather, "He says he doesn't know what you are
>
talking about."
>
> The
Godfather pulls out a pistol, puts it to Enzo's temple and says,
>
"Ask him again!"
>
> The
lawyer signs to Enzo, "He'll kill you if you don't tell him."
>
> Enzo
signs back, "OK. You win! The money is in a brown briefcase,
> buried
behind the shed in my cousin Bruno's backyard in Woodbridge !"
>
> The
Godfather asks the lawyer, "What did he say?"
>
> The
lawyer replies, " He says you don't have the balls to pull the
>
trigger."
